Grimcutty

Grimcutty

A suburban teen girl and her little brother must stop a terrifying internet meme brought to life by the hysteria of their parents.

  • Released: 2022-10-10
  • Runtime: 101 minutes
  • Genre: Horror
  • Stars: Sara Wolfkind, Shannyn Sossamon, Usman Ally, Callan Farris, Tate Moore, Joel Ezra Hebner, Alona Tal, Kayden Alexander Koshelev, Malaya Valenzuela, Ryan P. Shrime, Olabisi Kovabel, Brenda Schmid, Scott Roberts, Nanrisa Lee, Shelli Boone, John Ross Bowie, Terry Dexter, Chrisanne Eastwood, Justin Jarzombek, Jeff Meacham, Jeremy Gimenez
  • Director: John Ross
 Comments
  • kjohn-77891 - 8 March 2024
    An okay movie but wanted more horror
    Just finished watching this movie and came away from it thinking it was okay but I wanted more from a movie like this.

    I wanted more horror, yes we get to see the grimcutty character but it wasn't scary, I think if they had thought this movie out more then it could have been a much better movie.

    I wanted more form the characters, w barely get to see the other characters in the movie, the film was more focused on the main family not the people around them. To make a good story in a movie that sticks in your mind you need to have three dimensional characters and this film didn't have any, in fact we barely saw anyone else in the movie.

    Such a waste of talent and script, I hope that next time the film director takes note from previews and gives us a much better movie.

    This could have been so great.
  • CJayCox_Polumathes - 25 July 2023
    A New Standard In Borror
    Have you ever seen a movie that's so unbelievably bad that it's actually kind of ironically enjoyable? That is not this movie. Have you ever seen a movie that's so bad that it actually transcends the "so bad it's good" label and just makes you melt into a great big puddle of cringe? That would be this movie. It is so unbelievably boring, the acting so inconceivably amateur, the writing so unexplainably asinine... I honestly haven't seen something so stupid in some time.

    The Grimcutty monster is ridiculous. In fact it's hilarious in its appearance. It looks like an amateur CGI "artists" miserable attempt to create one of the turtles from the 1990's TMNT movie. If I hired somebody to work on my movie and they came up with this ridiculous monstrosity, I would sue them for emotional damage. Twice.

    The ASMR thing is vomit inducing. For those who don't know, the main character is an ASMR content creator. And I may just be not very hip with the times, but the idea of ASMR is so cringy. And the fact that this woman can't act makes it cringer, if cringer is even a real word (autocorrect doesn't mind it). It's creepy, but not "oh I'm watching spooky horror movie" kind of creepy, but "oh I have weird fetish for whispering" kind of creepy. I don't like it. Very stupid.

    The monster apparently gets it power by feeding off parental fear, so the moral, apparently, is something like "never worry about your kids or you'll make them kill themselves" or some other such nonsense, being obviously written by someone who doesn't have kids or worse someone who's quite bad at raising them. It all starts when a blogger starts suggesting "detoxing" from technology for a short period of time. This crazy, controlling, even fascist behavior (I'm not kidding; the movie describes this behavior as fascist on two, non-consecutive occasions) conjures a demon or something that strikes back at the fascists by cutting kids and sometimes suiciding them. The only way to defeat is either to stop worrying about your kids or for the kids to straight up murder concerned parents (again, not kidding), which movie portrays as something concerned parents deserve. Yes, deserve. So don't take your kids phones or that might have to kill you. Makes sense. If you don't agree, you're a fascist.

    Which reminds me; if I hear one more person unironically describe non-fascist behaviors as fascist I might explode. Like just imagine surviving all of the horror of 40's Germany and having some punk tell you that taking their phone is the equivalent of that actual dystopian nightmare that you had experienced. It's legitimately insulting.

    The acting is terrible, I may have added, and there are no scares in the whole movie, cheap scares or otherwise. If I could rate this a zero I'd be complaining that this site won't let me rate in the negatives. If I could rate as such, I'd be complaining that such negatives don't go to infinity. There is no ranking to low for this absolute garbage.

    0/10. Do not watch.